I boarded my plane to Google I/O an innocent. “What are my movie options?” I asked myself right before takeoff. Maybe an action flick? An old school rom-com? Little did I know I would be assaulted by the ghost of tech conferences past.
I am agog, I am aghast, the CES 2025 keynote is front-and-center in my in-flight entertainment menu. Delta, why must you hurt me like this!?